This is called wishfull thinking at its best........
1. I wish I was man. Man what fun would that be. I will never have to think before sleeping (alone), never have to get worried abt my regular parlour visits, about marriage, about getting old, about looking good, about having an affair and so many other things. Don’t even need to worry about getting pregnant.
2. I wish god would make me invisible on my wish, or give me a gadget which could make me invisible whenever, and wherever I want. No points for guessing what all would happen to this entire world had this been possible. Imagine peeking into your boss’s house and getting to know his most guarded secret. Wow my appraisal would never be a problem in life. Infact I would never need to work to earn.
3. I wish I could read people’s thoughts. First thing I would want to know is how many men are lusting after me. I seriously feel most men cannot think beyond their dick, but to know exactly how brutally low they can stoop in their thinking is one sure thing I would want to explore besides others.
4. I wish my skin was the best in the world, which would never age (I dont care what colour it is dont want to be fair just want it to be the best forever and ever) . And I always have men drooling after me. No actually not just men even otherwise I want the gals to get jealus too.
5. I wish I found an Aladdin’s lamp. And then I wouldn’t need to wish for anything, instead could just fulfil them.
Guys, if you have any of such insane wishes like me. Let me know, would love to know that I am not the only dreamer on this dreamland.
1. I wish I was man. Man what fun would that be. I will never have to think before sleeping (alone), never have to get worried abt my regular parlour visits, about marriage, about getting old, about looking good, about having an affair and so many other things. Don’t even need to worry about getting pregnant.
2. I wish god would make me invisible on my wish, or give me a gadget which could make me invisible whenever, and wherever I want. No points for guessing what all would happen to this entire world had this been possible. Imagine peeking into your boss’s house and getting to know his most guarded secret. Wow my appraisal would never be a problem in life. Infact I would never need to work to earn.
3. I wish I could read people’s thoughts. First thing I would want to know is how many men are lusting after me. I seriously feel most men cannot think beyond their dick, but to know exactly how brutally low they can stoop in their thinking is one sure thing I would want to explore besides others.
4. I wish my skin was the best in the world, which would never age (I dont care what colour it is dont want to be fair just want it to be the best forever and ever) . And I always have men drooling after me. No actually not just men even otherwise I want the gals to get jealus too.
5. I wish I found an Aladdin’s lamp. And then I wouldn’t need to wish for anything, instead could just fulfil them.
Guys, if you have any of such insane wishes like me. Let me know, would love to know that I am not the only dreamer on this dreamland.
5 comments:
1)comments reserved for private discussion.
2) Gosh, why should you peek your boss and that too to get a clean appraisal. Shows you are torn on previous appraisals :-) Read what the world think if they go invisible http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070219093025AAEARC8
3) Read the URL again
4) Men has much better things to look beyond the skin and hair. Think what that could be when you find time, dont look down; its certainly beyond physics.
5) I do wish so..
My Insane wishes -
shortterm wish : Let this world come out of this crappy economic slowdown.
Long term wish : Remove "greed" out of human.
Ooooh, those are nice wishes, dude.
Some more wishful thinking from my side:
a) I wish I could fly. Bye bye full parking slots. Traffic snarls. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman
b) I wish I could speak and understand all languages. If I would be flying to so many places, I better know what they speak over there
c) I wish I could stop death
d) I wish I could see my grandparents again. And meet Nee's Mum
e) I wish I could go back to college
f) I wish George Clooney, Colin Farrell, Olivier Martinez, Hugh Jackman and Dermot Mulroney would be my slaves. I promise to be a good master. Ahem Ahem. *Winks*
e) I wish I could participate in the Grand Prix. And win it. And make Alonso, Schumacher, and Raikkonen turn alls shades of green
f) I wish I could fast forward to the future when I want. And change the past and the present as per my will
g) I wish I could read 1000 pages every minute
h) I wish I could invent Chewing gum with ever lasting flavour.
i) I wish all would find love. And not cheat on their spouses / mates
j)I wish I could eat anything I wanted. And not have to work out
k) I wish people could walk around in the buff without fear of harassment, ridicule, or worse - arrest
l)I wish for a 3 day working week. Yayy
m)I wish for a publishing contract. To write whatever t is I want to pen
n) I wish for something unselfish like world peace, eradicating illiteracy, ill health, crime and poverty - to compensate for all my above greedy wishes
And lastly
o)Steal the magic lamp from you :)
TC : Whats cookign in your mind???? i would peak cause this is the only decent stuff i cud think of riting over here... and appraisls are never satisfactory enuf... btw this is my personal space so i have a right to crib about anything and evrythign...right????
read that url (ppl are so normally boring)...men have better things to look beyond skin and hair only if they like the first appearance... think about it...
You want a lamp too... you urslf are one aladin's lamp for your kids...why do u want another one :)
TC believe me that is not insane seriously.... your wishes i have no words
WHWN : a) touché.. wish tht tooo
C)and keep getting old older and older
D)awe that’s so sweet
e)me222222222222222
f)i can vouch for that...*wink*
g)silly goose u need to learn to drive first... and how can you pilfer my thoughts/wishes so much urghhhhhhh
f)same pinch
i):(((( that is chow chweet
j)k)l).... same same same
o)remember the one who has a lamp has the power
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